Straight person: I support gay rights.
Ignorant person: Gay.
Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
Straight person: Okay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
Straight person:
Ignorant person: Oh
Straight person: Go fuck yourself.
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really? you cant draw a tree?
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LOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Brb crying with laughterJUSTIN BIEBERS NUDES!
THIS IS 100% LEGIT! LOOK AT THE TATTOOS!
NO WAY -_____-
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